Larkyn. Seattle. "Doing what mass murderers do when there are no masses around."

 

sixpenceee:
“ Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.
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sixpenceee:

Freshly dyed sheep run in view of the highway near Bathgate, Scotland. The sheep farmer has been dying his sheep with a nontoxic dye since 2007 to entertain passing motorists.

pizzaswag:

I can reblog bath bombs and the night sky all I want but at the end of the day im still bandom trash that’s ready to be crushed and incinerated because I’m truly awful and in platonic love with pete wentz

urbies:

lemonadeleathers:

aloneveganreed:

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

Omfg

goodbye friends i am gone and I AM TAKING EVERYTHING WITH ME

Now I know.

porpentine:

i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

princeowl:

‘romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john’ isnt a movie that you’d think exists but it does